The Backyard Poisoner
How To Get the Most out of Your Garden
Foxglove
You’d be forgiven if, by the end of last summer’s bloom season, you were just so done with the common foxglove. The naturalized but non-native Digitalis purpurea had a bumper season, and if you’re a reader of murder or a writer of murder—or simply someone who murders—you’d have found it impossible to go for a walk or a drive—or just meditate in your Adirondack chair with your murder-planning notebook at your elbow—and not think about all the ways that nature’s bounty could be put to good use.
Spurge laurel
The most definitive thing to be said about spurge laurel is that it isn’t. It isn’t spurge, it isn’t laurel, and although it’s noxious and unpleasant and toxic, it isn’t definitively useful to the individual thinking about bumping off their mother-in-law or their boss or their ex, or any number of other potential subjects, unless the subject is …
Lily of the valley
For a period of time in my childhood, I fed the chickens. The job had its ups and downs. The thrill of excitement that comes with placing a tin can firmly over the chicken’s head with one hand, lifting the soft, pulsating body of feathers with the other, and finding the smooth-pebbled globe nestled in the straw …
Opium poppy
On a mid-spring morning in 2012, a Nova Scotia father knocked on his teenage son’s bedroom door. Cole Marchand had been experiencing gastrointestinal upset for a day or two, and father Darrell was checking to see whether the mild over-the-counter remedy he’d gotten for Cole had made any difference.
Monkshood
Some of the most effective murders can be explained by bad luck: accidentally touching the wrong thing, or being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Not death by intent, not even death by ignorance; simply death by happenstance.
Death camas
As a mystery writer, I spend a lot of time thinking about how to kill people. But I like my murder to take place offstage, without a lot of blood. So I also spend a lot of time thinking about poisons.
I also like to garden.